~ Superbowl Spirit Week ~
We gots a Superbowl theme
EFURRY day 'til Sunday!

Thursday Thirteen #3

Thirteen Things That Proov
Yur a Football Furrnatic

1) You do the end zone hustle when yur done in the litterbox.
2) Yur definition of "gettin lucky" is finding a football ticket in yur beans laundry pile.
3) You keep a football playbook in the litterbox.
4) You trade yur nip stash for game tickets.
5) You can hack up a hairball the shape of yur favorite team’s logo.
6) You named yur last offspring Ditka, Heisman, Rice, and Montana.
7) Yur collar has the colors of yur favorite team.
8) You do "the wave" when yur nappin’.
9) You have big screen TV in the cat condo.
10) Yur kitty grass has yard-line markers on it.
11) You make yur beans puree some hot dogs on game day.
12) You enjoy watching the girls shake their tails during halftime.
13) You’d prefer chewing and bunny-kicking a football than playing wif fev-ver butt mousies!

Wisdom becomes nonsense
in the mouth of a fanatic.
Otto Schuwdner