K: What is all this talk about test-ease? Was we supposed to be takin' a test?
S: I don't know . . . but all da man cats is makin' a big deal about it. Sounds like it was easy though . . . otherwise, why would they call it test-ease?
Mommakitty: Um, guys . . . the word is "testis." Um, . . . you know . . . nuts.
K: Nuts? Like squirrel nuts?
Mommakitty: Um, . . . well, boy squirrels do have nuts too.
S: I did hear about Chairman Mao losing his nuts . . . but I didn't get it. Why is all da man cats so obsessed with nuts too. I can't find any nuts in here.
K: I didn't find any here either.
Mommakitty: Um, guys . . . they are talking about "hoo-haas." And guys, . . . you already had your hoo-haa-ectomies before we adopted you.
K: That's what all this is about?! That WAS easy - that's why they calls it test-EASE!
S: I fink I am more at ease wifout my tests . . . I mean nuts. Now, what is all this talk about "Neuticals?" Is that some kind of new medication?
K: I don't know . . . I can't keep track! But, what I do know is every kitty should go visit Chairman Mao's bloggie - he is tellin' his story again about losing his nuts! As Jeter would say, you will be laffin and laffin! And don't forget to welcome him . . . he's da new guy on da block!
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Do yoo know if nootikuls come in pink?
I think I'm too young for all this talk about neuticals and nuts!
You two are perfect as you are!
Tara
It's never too late to say no to neuticals. 'Parently they make 'em so you can get them even if you had your hoo-has out a long time ago! But if you never missed them, you won't be tenpted to get new ones, so it's all good. Naptime!
Dr. Daisy says "No nuts is good nuts"
so I am glad you got yers out.
I think we've all "gone nuts." Haaaaaahhaaaa...Pun intended. I crack myself up.
Purrs,
Nicky
I hear the girl cats would rather have you nut-free. Haha Nicky! Really, I find that life is just easier without the danglies.
Chase
we gaved up looking for our nuts.
Hahahaha furry funny Nicky! I find life is fine without my nuts, altho cashews are rather tasty.~Speedy (I just saw da results of haffing nuts, der kyoot but it's sad dat it hadda happen)
Nuts on nuts! Girls are more impressed with good stinky goodness than nuts.
Sabi, I love seein you wearin a bag! That's what I do, too.
I agree, I don't miss my, um, nuts, efur. But Mom putted a peanut in a box an WOW what a grate toy!
You guys are purrfect just the way you are. Cats are nefur as insecure as beans.
This whole thing is so so funny I can't stand it. My sides are splitting!
Wow, Kimo and Sabi -- your Mommakitty sure did tell you somethin' interesting -- I never knew nuts was the same as test-ease. Maybe my quest for my nuts is some kind of test, and if I find 'em I pass the test? But like Sabi said, finding my nuts isn't easy -- I've been lookin' for 'em for two weeks now, and they aren't anywhere! Momma and Daddy don't even have any peanuts around here right now. Or walnuts. Guess the Great Nut Bandit got 'em all, drat him, even mine.
Thanks so much all you nice kitties for bein' so welcoming and such good buddies! I'm lovin' this kittybloggie stuff.
I am definitely going to read this story you recommend as it sounds very interesting. FAZ
We will visit Chairman Mao to see if we can help find his nuts...but we're sure he's much better off without them!
Well, I can honestly say, I don't even remember my nuts. I lost them when I was really young. Wouldn't have even known they were gone, if everone didn't start looking...
Thanks so much, everykitties, for helping me on my Nut Quest! You kitties are all wonderful, and I'm glad I've become a bloggie kitty, too.
I love see in you wearin a bag!
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Mum remembers when we lost owr nuts cuz Annies Fettick made us act all weerd when we got home, and we just ran round and round the house at 100 miles an hour all nite. The V E T sed that happens sumtimes.
Wow, Eric and Flynn! Thanks for sharin' your nut-losing experience. I've been runnin' around the house at night, too, just like you did!
Hehehe test-ease... :D
Garlic says loosing nuts is no big deal. In fact, human gals seem to love him without his nuts, maybe because he is furrier and fatter after he lost his nuts.
I am getting a good laugh about all this and I need one right now. Thanks, everyone.
you all iz funni...
but don nobuddie tell me itz easy fur da gurlz.. dat waz da worst pain i efur had in all da world...
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