Thirteen Things You Gots To Know
About Blurpy Things
Kimo: We have been talkin' to da beans about how blurpy things werk.
Sabi: We wants to make sure we are prepared when da blurpy gurl arrives home.
Kimo: Here is a just da beginning of da things we gots to keep in mind:
1) Tails are NOT fer pulling! This will be da furst things we teach da blurpy gurl.
2) Da blurpy gurlz poops will probably be more smelly than our poops (hehehe!)
3) Da beans will have to eventually move our litter box (apparently blurpy things like to play in them).
4) Blurpy gurlz collect lots of clothes (maybe we can share).
5) We are not allowed to scratch, bite, thwap, or hiss at da blurpy gurl.
6) Blurpy gurl may have uncontrollable bouts of squeeling.
7) We will have to find new hiding places (for our own sanity).
8) We will have to hide our toys (apparently they are choking hazzards).
9) We will have to create a stroller schedule that is fair for all of us.
10) Blurpy gurl will have to be supervised if she wants to nap wif us.
11) We have to keep our furs out of da blurpy gurlz bed (it is OFF LIMITS).
12) Blurpy gurl is not allowed to eat our food or drink our water (finally, a good rule).
13) Blurpy gurl will probably git her own bloggie (whew).
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28 comments:
Hehehehehe~!
I will be look forward that you all play together~!
Certainly she is not allowed to eat your food and pull your tail~!
Wow, lots of things you need to do when you have a blurpy thing. I hope that your tails won't get pulled!
It's good to haf a list of rools. We hope the Blurpy Girl remembers the rool of no tail pulling.
Oh yes, I never thought about that. It will be very important to coordinate your strollering schedules.
Yeah. No pullin tails by blurpy fings is a good rule. When dey gets older dey likes to play lot wif yoo so be prepared.
That's a lot of stuff to learn. But I know it will be worth it! Not too much longer!!!
Don't worry about your toys getting hidden for a bit, Blurpy's have good toys too! My housemate Tigmut'hep is particularly fond of Lego and teddy bears! ;) I'm more of a baby blanket kinda cat myself... :)
1. It will take you many classroom hours to teach this to her.
2. Yes. Absolutely.
3. Yes, again.
4. Yes, you will be jealous of how full her closet will be.
5. True. Never do this.
6. All day and often at night, too.
7. We are well practiced at finding babyspacehidyspots, call for suggestions.
8. You can have your toys back in three or four years - maybe.
9. Ask the beans to get a "multiples" stroller with room for all of you.
10. C'mon, do you think nappy time with blurpy baby will ever happen?
11. And please, off her bobbles, too.
12. Warning, she may try anyway.
13. Oh, goody, we luvs babyblogs.
And another 1-13 list... LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE... you'll be thankful this many times and more for all the love the blurpy will bring.
Cute post. Happy tt!
Um, dis all depends on da blurpy things and da cats tempramint, but, we always nap wif da grandbabybeans...Hey, dey is usually napping on OUR couch or on OUR big bed! All da baby beans haf tried to taste our food, da big beans is in charge of making dem stop. Oh, and we think all three of yoo should go strollering together. Mom did not think any of us would like little blurpy things, speshully Zippy, but we all love dem little beans. Dey is lots of fun and a really good source of 'forbidden' foods.
Baby blurpys are so much fun, we have not been around any but we have heard stories...Hehehe.
YOu just hafta get a blurpy sling and then you can keep the stroller. MomBean has about 390 slings here, I think, and they're pretty handy.
Wow! that's a lot of things to learn and remember about blurpy girl. I do agree the number one thing is no tail pulling!! And stroller schedules will be very important.
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
those is good rules!
Oh she will be very lucky to get her own bloggy.I think there are a lot of arrangements to be made. Maybe I am glad you are getting a blurpy thing and not me.
Wow - we didn't know that blurpy things were so complicated! Its a good thing you have a list so no one forgets anything and accidently pulls a tail or two!
That looks like a pretty complete list to me! Mommy wanted to tell you that she's excited and can't wait to hear all about the blurpy girl when she arrives. For myself, I can't wait to hear about how great a job Kimo and Sabi do with being big brothers.
Oh, and we are both excited that she will be getting her own bloggie!
Whew - glad you is getting this stuff all sorted out ahead of time.
Wow, blurpy gurlz come wif a lotta roolz. But some of them are furry good roolz. Speshully the tail pullin one and the own foodz roolz.
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the "Hotties"
Wow, there's a lot to learn about blurby things! We're glad you guys are getting your lists taken care of now.
Those sound like good things to know about Blurpy things. I have never actually seen a small Blurpy thing. My cousin was 5 when I met her, she would be considered a sticky thing.
Those are a lot of rules, bu they look very good. I may need to send a copy to my son, his bean mommy (my momma's sister) is going to have a little burpy thing in May. ~Queen Snickers
watch out for the blurpy thing when it gets bigger. it likes to fall on top of you and squeeze you. this is not cool. trust me.
dazey
Looks like you have set the rules around the place. Yes, it's very important to be firm about tail grabbing and the strollering schedule.
That's a good list.Good thing blurpy girl will not be allowed to eat yer food!!!
Hhhhmmmm. Those are a lot of rules. We hope the blurpy thing can read them.
Luf, Us
do you git yer own room so you can play wifs yer toys?
Wow, the blurpy thing comes with a lot of rules!! But you will be the best of furiends, we know, cause you are both so nice.
Your FL furiends,
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