On Patrols . . .
I have learned in my research about little blurpy thinigies that they are afraid of something called "Boogie Monsters." I'm not sure whut a Boogie Monster is, . . . unless yer talkin' about Sabi - cuz he's got lots of boogie crusties in his nose constantly!
Anyhoo, . . . I am on patrols lookin' fer Boogie Monsters, just to make sure we don't gots any around here that would scare my little blurpy sisser. I did not find any under da dining room table.
BTW - Whut am I supposed to do if I find one?
BTW - Whut am I supposed to do if I find one?
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Grayson is always on patrol for those nasty Boogie Monsters. We think all you have to do if you finad one is hiss & spit and, as a last resort, the Big Bitey.
We agree with Gandalf & Grayson...HISS, SPIT, BITE!!!! That will teach that Boogie Monster to stay away from Blurpy thingies!
Yell Out Loud furr any intruders!
Our Big Brother Bunjie will always do that...if that doesnt work well...then show off your big teeth & your sharp claws!
Hope that will do;)
1st ManCat Monday furr Big Brother Bunjie, Meaouwy Troops leader
You put the bitey on them when you get one! :)
You have to put the big bitey on them. It's the mancat thing to do! That's a very handsome photo of you!
Sometimes when it is late and dark outdoors we hear the Boogie Monster. We fluff our furrs up big and run out to attack him. He must be skeered of us cuz he's always gone when we get out there. Good luck hunting your Boogie Monster.
Nice job patrolling, Kimo. We don't know anything about boogie monsters.
I'm not sure what you would do if you found a boogie monster...puff up and look real big?
Tara
I have never patrolled for Boogie Monsters. Perhaps you should put the bitey on them--and if that doesn't work, you can borrow one of my bodyguards.
Hmmm, we've only patrolled for intruder kitties, never Boogie Monsters. We're not sure what to do!
We think if you find a boogy monster, you should whap it wif your paw. We think boogy monsters must be affraid of kitties, cuz we can't find any around here either.
Hiss and spit!!! If you find one call in your humans.
Latte
If you see a real, live Boogie Monster I think you should RUN!
I would put the bitey on it!
You are being such a great big brother!
Bravo for being such a good bodyguard and on the hunt for boogie monsters! You'll know what to do when you find one, never fear!
Good job hunting those Boogie monsters. We wonder where boogie monsters live.
If you find one, Kimo, be sure to show him your claws but do not let mommie see them, she will clip them.
This is very brave of you to protect your sisser!
I've heard boogie monsters is scared of cats cause we have good whappin claws and teeths. I'm with Gandalf and Grayson.
It is very nice and brave of you to protect your sister from boogie monsters.
I don't know what you do if you find one, but I am sure that your blurpy girl will be thankful that you saved her from it!
Nice of you to protect your sister!
Maybe you should give him a tissue! 'Course, if you give him a tissue, he's gonna ask you to hold his nose so he can blow..
You must chase them out of the house and never let them back in. It is good you are guarding the blurpy thing. If you need help with the boogie monster, let me know, I can help you chase it.
Roxy
If you find a Boogie Monster, you must eviscerate him to protect Kiera at all costs. I know that you can do it, Kimo.
DMM
I fink if you find a Boogie Monster you should boogie on down with him to The Monster Mash!
Hahaha, boogie down to da monster mash...Cecil is funny. Mom sez yoo sing da monster song. Monster, monster go away or we'll hold you till da light of day!
You are doing an excellent job protecting Kiera, Kimo! Maybe you could get a battery operated boogie sucker to destroy them ... our nephew bean Tyler has one but that is for the boogies in his nose ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Oh yeah - the bitey! That does it every time!
I would bribe it with crunchy treats to go scare Buddah...
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