Monday, April 21, 2008

Meezer Mancat Monday
On Patrols . . .


I have learned in my research about little blurpy thinigies that they are afraid of something called "Boogie Monsters." I'm not sure whut a Boogie Monster is, . . . unless yer talkin' about Sabi - cuz he's got lots of boogie crusties in his nose constantly! 

Anyhoo, . . . I am on patrols lookin' fer Boogie Monsters, just to make sure we don't gots any around here that would scare my little blurpy sisser. I did not find any under da dining room table. 

BTW - Whut am I supposed to do if I find one? 

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28 comments:

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Grayson is always on patrol for those nasty Boogie Monsters. We think all you have to do if you finad one is hiss & spit and, as a last resort, the Big Bitey.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

We agree with Gandalf & Grayson...HISS, SPIT, BITE!!!! That will teach that Boogie Monster to stay away from Blurpy thingies!

felinesopher said...

Yell Out Loud furr any intruders!
Our Big Brother Bunjie will always do that...if that doesnt work well...then show off your big teeth & your sharp claws!
Hope that will do;)

1st ManCat Monday furr Big Brother Bunjie, Meaouwy Troops leader

Tigmut'hep said...

You put the bitey on them when you get one! :)

Parker said...

You have to put the big bitey on them. It's the mancat thing to do! That's a very handsome photo of you!

Eric and Flynn said...

Sometimes when it is late and dark outdoors we hear the Boogie Monster. We fluff our furrs up big and run out to attack him. He must be skeered of us cuz he's always gone when we get out there. Good luck hunting your Boogie Monster.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Nice job patrolling, Kimo. We don't know anything about boogie monsters.

Tara said...

I'm not sure what you would do if you found a boogie monster...puff up and look real big?

Tara

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I have never patrolled for Boogie Monsters. Perhaps you should put the bitey on them--and if that doesn't work, you can borrow one of my bodyguards.

PB & J said...

Hmmm, we've only patrolled for intruder kitties, never Boogie Monsters. We're not sure what to do!

Vincent and Mike said...

We think if you find a boogy monster, you should whap it wif your paw. We think boogy monsters must be affraid of kitties, cuz we can't find any around here either.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Hiss and spit!!! If you find one call in your humans.

Latte

Daisy said...

If you see a real, live Boogie Monster I think you should RUN!

Junior said...

I would put the bitey on it!

You are being such a great big brother!

Irishcoda said...

Bravo for being such a good bodyguard and on the hunt for boogie monsters! You'll know what to do when you find one, never fear!

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Good job hunting those Boogie monsters. We wonder where boogie monsters live.

Princess said...

If you find one, Kimo, be sure to show him your claws but do not let mommie see them, she will clip them.
This is very brave of you to protect your sisser!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I've heard boogie monsters is scared of cats cause we have good whappin claws and teeths. I'm with Gandalf and Grayson.

It is very nice and brave of you to protect your sister from boogie monsters.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I don't know what you do if you find one, but I am sure that your blurpy girl will be thankful that you saved her from it!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Nice of you to protect your sister!

Angus Mhor said...

Maybe you should give him a tissue! 'Course, if you give him a tissue, he's gonna ask you to hold his nose so he can blow..

The Devil Dog said...

You must chase them out of the house and never let them back in. It is good you are guarding the blurpy thing. If you need help with the boogie monster, let me know, I can help you chase it.

Roxy

DaisyMae Maus said...

If you find a Boogie Monster, you must eviscerate him to protect Kiera at all costs. I know that you can do it, Kimo.
DMM

Cecil the Cougar: said...

I fink if you find a Boogie Monster you should boogie on down with him to The Monster Mash!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahaha, boogie down to da monster mash...Cecil is funny. Mom sez yoo sing da monster song. Monster, monster go away or we'll hold you till da light of day!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

You are doing an excellent job protecting Kiera, Kimo! Maybe you could get a battery operated boogie sucker to destroy them ... our nephew bean Tyler has one but that is for the boogies in his nose ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Lux said...

Oh yeah - the bitey! That does it every time!

Max said...

I would bribe it with crunchy treats to go scare Buddah...