Kimo: Did you hear da news? Starbuck's is closing a squillion stores in da USA!
Sabi: NOOOOOOOO! This is like da life blood fer our Mommakitty. Especially during da holidays when they gots Eggnog Lattes.
Kimo: We know that not every bean is a Starbuck's
Sabi: We knows that Skeezix's momma (Da Food Lady) is also
Kimo: And NOW Starbuck's even has FREE WiFi - that means da beans git out of da house more often (leavin' us more time to goof around).
Sabi: Luckily we did some research and founded out that there are no store closures in our town or Skeezix'z town - WHEW!
Kimo: Whut is da werld comin to?!