A Letter to Jeter Harris
Dear Jeter,
Have you seen da beans yer momma is hangin' out wif lately?
And when did she fink da blurp needs a pony? Yer momma
and da blurp have been communicatin' on da internets. Yer
Dear Jeter,
Have you seen da beans yer momma is hangin' out wif lately?
And when did she fink da blurp needs a pony? Yer momma
and da blurp have been communicatin' on da internets. Yer
momma letter back. Da blurp even asked if she could have
some of da monies we collect to send to yer momma fer some
boobie party. Doesn't yer momma have a job? Whut's da
deal dood?
Yer B'sFADM -
K&S
P.S. - Pleeze tell yer momma we do not need a pony at our house.
They shed a lot - that's why they're called shed-land ponies. DUHR!
P.S.S. - Here is da photographic evidence of yer momma's wacky group of friends:
Yer B'sFADM -
K&S
P.S. - Pleeze tell yer momma we do not need a pony at our house.
They shed a lot - that's why they're called shed-land ponies. DUHR!
P.S.S. - Here is da photographic evidence of yer momma's wacky group of friends:
We don't EVEN wanna ask
whut da yellow liquid is
in that jug!
Don't fergit to visit our blurpy sisser's bloggie!
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14 comments:
Whut are yoo guys smokin? I don't see anything silly abowt the peeps that Jete's mom has bin hangin' with!
brudderz,
mi mom haz sum crazy frendz ... an da stuff in da jug ... i dunno ... all i know iz dat she iz on da tredmill dat mi brudder matsui yoozed to hide under tryin to get back into sumthin called "shape." wutever.
an abowt yer blurp ... wut'zza pony?
luv--yer bfadm--jh
pee ess ... an i wuz da one dat deleted dat comment becuz i wuz vizitin mi mom'z blog an it sed frum "roberta" but it wuz reelee frum me ... oh u know ... yer mom haz dun it, too! duhr!
JH's mom sure does get around! I can see how the blurp would love her . . . I mean, she's fun, she likes to wear hats (a la à Skeez), and she's going to buy her a pony! That's hard for a blurp to resist (according to my mommy.)
My she is getting around. Are you sure it's Joba that Jeter is worried about and not those people in odd outfits?
Guys, watch out. Those people look a little weird in those big hats!
I am FOR Kiera getting a pony! Just a small one. Like, maybe a miniature pony.
Oh oh, our mom sez dat gerls is all horse crazy at some point and if, at dat point, someone offers dem a pony and dey don't get it den der is lots of tears, foot stomping and drama...she sez da cure fur it is to send dem to what is called a stable to take care of horsies fur awhile. She sez dat da shoveling is a sure cure usually. Except it din't work on our youngest bean and she haf horsies now anyway.
Zippy is right, Cleaning a horsies litter box is harder and smeller than cleaning a kitties litter box!
That is whacky!!!
That looks like a silly fun group doing something for a good cause.
--Jasper
I hope that's, like, juice. Otherwise it's just disturbing.
Oh wow, no wonder Jeter ran away from home! His Mommy's turning into a crazy lady with strange friends... ;)
Purrs,
Ramses
PS: I'z worried about the little mutant boy with the pink hands growin' out of his head!
A pony sounds pretty cool! It could pull you guys's stroller!
DMM
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