Yesterday WOULD have been a good day fer a stroll, but nooooo! First, some stranger dudes we has never seen before, showed up outside our house and we was woked up by all their talkin'. Pffft! Obviously they didn't know that we likes to sleep in 'till 1:00pm on Sundays when da beans are gone at church. They was furry dirty, wif paint all over their pants.
When da beans came home, I thought, FINALLY, someone would tell these dudes to go away. But, noooooo . . . da beans acted all friendly to da stranger dudes! Them Mommakitty gotted in her blue machine and left fer a while, and Daddykitty locked himself in his office. Did they not see me waitin' in my stroller? Nooooooo . . .
All of a sudden, there was a thunderous noise outside - like a hurricane had hit our house! I went to da window, and da stranger dudes was sprayin' water all over da house - what da . . .?Finally, Mommakitty came home and I thought, she will be furry mad that these dudes gotted da house all wet, but noooo . . . she just ignored them! Then the worst thing EVER happened - lookie . . .
Them dudes hermetically sealed us in da house! We can't see out, we can't git out - are we being quaranteened like in da movie "Outbreak?" Maybe them monkeez from Jeter's contest gotted loose wif a virus and da world is coming to an end - will I ever git to stroll again?!HELP - I'm trapped in a house covered wif plastic wrap!
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