Showing posts with label Whut is da werld coming to?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whut is da werld coming to?. Show all posts

Friday, October 03, 2008

Friends on Friday

Kimo: OK  . . . so this Facebook thing that Mommakitty is addicted to . . . she's takin' it too far! She's actually trying to use our connections to make friends fer herself!

Sabi: She's started a group just fer beans of cat bloggers! Pfffft! 

Kimo: Well, whut I've learned is that ya gotta give yer beans a little break every once in a while. Do you know that beans got this labor law thing that says fer every 8 hours of werk, they is supposed to git a 30 min lunch break and TWO 15 min breaks?! 

Sabi: Well, we don't wanna break any labor laws or have Mommakitty git a bunch of other beans to strike. We wanna make our blogging staff happy - right?

Kimo: So there's a special club now on Facebook called:

Cat Blogger Beans Social Club
A group for parents, staff, and slaves of cats who blog. A place for beans to brush off the fur from their sleeves and feel human again (at least for a few minutes). Socialization and networking encouraged (and having fun too). Other critter parents welcome (ie: hamster, woofies, buns, etc).

Sabi: Mommakitty is da current administrator and she wrote some rulz. If yer beans wanna join, they has to contact her via da site to request admission. You has to have a pet blog, website or related site (ie: Catster) and provide URL for authorization to your site(s). You has to have a Facebook account wif your true name and photo on it too.

Kimo: Anyhoo, some of yer beans might be interested in joining this silly "club"  - I say throw 'em a bone and let 'em have a little fun. Mommakitty says she needs da human contact. Da only cat bloggin' beans she has met in person wuz Da Food Lady & Mr. Tasty Face and she said she "felt more connected to Skeezix" because she met them.

Sabi: Yep - gotta keep da staff happy - keep morale up. We're not quite sure whut they talk about - and we don't care. So long as Mommakitty gits her "fix" and then git back to werk on our blog. So, just somethin' to think about . . . kinda like an employee benefit. 

Kimo: Whutever - let da beans bond.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

WARNING Wednesday

Kimo: Watch out kitties! Da Vishus Deers are gittin' desperate!

Sabi: Since some of us kitties have been arming ourselves with Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt, da deers are trying all angles to find young juicy kitties.


Kimo: As you can see, hiding under yer mommakitty's skirt is NO LONGER SAFE!

Sabi: If you have to hide under yer mommakitty's skirt, be sure to carry yer repelunt. 'Nuff said!