Thursday, April 09, 2009


Thirteen Things That Happened
During Our Spring Break

First of all, we found out at da last minute (after we posted our Spring Break announcement) that da beans & Blurp wuz going out of town fer a VACATION - and leavin' us behind! Here's da 13 things that happened next - in this exact order;

1) Kimo gotted sent to da VET during fer da whole time (cuz Mommakitty said he had to be on a pee-pee watch fer a week).
2) Sabi gotted to have da WHOLE house to himself during Spring Break ('cept da cat sitter lady checked up on him to make sure he didnt' have any house trashing par-tays).
3) Da beans & Blurp visited da woofie fambly in Bakersfield on Monday & Tuesday.
4) Da beans & Blurp gotted to go to Las Vegas to visit da Blurp's birth-fambly on Wednesday & Thursday.
5) Da Blurp throwed up da entire car ride home from Vegas to Bakersfield on Thursday (a lovely 5-hour puke fest).
6) Mommakitty hadded a Purrthday on Friday April 3.
7) Da beans and extended fambly went to da Scottish Highland Games in Bakersfield on Saturday.
8) Daddykitty hadded a puke fest on Saturday (and Sunday).
9) Mommakitty started her own puke fest on Sunday.
10) Uncle Mark (da woofie's daddy) started HIS puke fest on Monday.
11) Aunt Mary (da woofie's mommy) started HER puke fest on Tuesday.
12) When da beans all gotted home, Mommakitty discovered a yack-pile of Sabi's under da dining room table (not-related in any way to da hooman puke fest mentioned above).
13) Kimo gotted a good report from da VET and doesn't have to go back fer a re-check until 4/21.

So . . . how wuz yer week?

We hope yer beans have not partaken in da Puke Fest of 2009. It is da nastiest puke & Spot 13 virus EVER and it's spreadin' like wildfire in California! It is furry contagious wif beans. Good thing they can't spread their ICK to us kittehs - warsh yer paws frequently just in case!



26 comments:

Samantha & Mom said...

Oh my what a Spring Break you all had!! We hope you have recovered by now!! And We purr that the Puke Fest of 2009 stays far far far away from our house!!
Your FL furiends,
and maverick

Skeezix the Cat said...

Do yoo guys need to borrow the Vomito de People Counter?

Bogdan, the editor said...

Human says: Oh my. That does not sound fun. I hope the puke fest isn't headed toward the Central Coast!

Bogdan: Kimo, what in the bad catnip trip was it like being at the V-E-T's all week? (!)

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Wow a week to yourself, and a week at the v-e-t?Glad your puke was not related to the Bean Puke fest of 09.Hope everyone is feeling better.

The Meezers or Billy said...

mommy thinks that the puke fest 2009 has spread to her werk. lots of people is leaving during the day 'acuase they're too pukey to stay

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

um ... oh ... a puke fest. hmmm. wutta grate spring brake fer evreeone!!!!!
mi mom iz in da funshine state an she haz not partisipatid inna puke fest dere yet.
she iz comin home tonite.
i hope dere izzen't a puke fest in owr fyoocher.
i'm glad yer all home ... an dat yer stomikz ar settled.
luv--yer bfadm
pee ess ... i luved da blurp pikshurz ... now i gotta go back an lookit da scottish pikshurz.

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

it'z me again.
i know dat owr mom wuzzen't warin a kilt ... wuz owr dad?
and ... can dey throw doze grate big polez arownd, too?
jus wunderin.
yerz--jh

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

We are glad every one home and is feeling better! Puke fest is no fun any time but worse on vacation! Our Dad has had a touch of a virus, but not da puking kind.

LZ said...

That puke fest is the definition of HELL to the Awesome Man. Puking is his kryptonite. Hmm...I guess that might be a big reason not to have blurps.

Chase

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Eww...I Hope everyone is better. Poor Blurb on the way home. YUCK.

Fluffy and Bonkers said...

Wow Puke Fest 2009, what an event. Is this going to be an annual event?

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Holy Puke Fest!!!!!! We hope that doesn't hit here! We also hope that everyone managed to have a bit of fun despite the Puke Fest.

WOO HOO Kimo!!!!!!!!! We are so glad you are doing well!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are sure glad those men beans were wearing something under their kilts!!!

Us4 Cats said...

back away from the puke , now run.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, nothing like a pukefest vacation. Hope all the beans are back to normal. Glad Kimo is doing better!

The Florida Furkids said...

Pukefest 2009 came through here a few weeks ago. We're happy to report that Mom and Dad only had a teeny tiny fest!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Sweet Purrfections said...

Yikes! I'm so glad the Puke Fest 2009 is on the West Coast and not over here.

Just Ducky said...

Hope all the beans are feeling better! You can keep your germs in Catifornia.

Motor Home Cats said...

Your poor blurp and beans. We are sorry they had a puke fest. Our mom works with kids, so she brings home a lot of germs, but she never has hairballs like we do.

We are glad that Kimo is doing well.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

The Island Cats said...

Yuk! Puke Fest does not sound like fun...not at all!

Ramses said...

Wow, you're all really busy!

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

There has been no pukefest down here, thank goodness. Perhaps it will avoid So. Cal?

Glad Kimo's doin' well ...

Sabi, dood: Too bad we didn't know 'bout the "trash the house party" ... Sigh.

DMM

MaoMao said...

Oh, no! We Ballicai are so sorry alla you had the pukeys! We hope you are all feelin bettur.

Momma and Daddy didded some weekend travelin to see fambly and us Ballicai left em a couple of pukeys, too!

We are so glad Kimo gotted a good repurrt frum the v.e.t.!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Skeezix the Cat said...

We chekt owt yer pikchers. Sum of the Caber tossers were not reel Skotsmen if yoo know whut I mean.

Tiger Lily said...

Whoa! It sounds like the first part of Spring Break was fun for some of you but then everything went right down hill! I hope everyone is all better now. Fortunately for us the only puking going on here is Ruckus tossing her hairballs.

muffinmidi said...

You guys were lucky to miss out on Puke Fest 2009. When humans are sick they are really sick...