K: Is everybody getting ready for Thanksgiving? Do you know what your Indian name is?
S: My what? What does this have to do with Thanksgiving?
K: The first Thanksgiving was a meal between the Pilgrims and Indians.
S: I have an authentic Native American name?
K: Yep! Mine is: Hank Retractable Feathers. Sabi, yours is: Richard Provocative Rhino.
S: I thought our names, Kimo & Sabi, were already Indian names!
K: Well . . . we haven't quite proven that yet. The name Kimosabi was the so-called "Indian" nickname that Tonto gave the Lone Ranger, meaning friend.
S: Well I put The Lone Ranger's name in the "name generator" and it came out: Hayden Independent Butterfly!
K: Well, the "name generator" was designed by dogs . . . what do you expect?!
Click on image to get to the Authentic Native American Name Generator.
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4 comments:
Hi! I love this post. ha ha ha. My mommy and I will be chuckling all day!
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Wonder what Tonto's authentic Indian name is?????
Our names were so silly, we aren't even going to share them.
The Piney Woods Girls
hehehe It made icky names for us. I think the cats need an indian name generator instead of a dog one.
Purrrrrrrrrrrs,
Boni
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