Thanksgiving with Woofies
K: Yippee! Mommakitty and Daddykitty are back home! When they walked in the front door we didn't know whether to be scared or surprised (they didn't call ahead to say when they were going to arrive back home).
S: Ha ha ha ha... That's me being surprised...and Kimo being scared!
K: Anyhooo... they told us all about their Thanksgiving with the woofie family - and also the family that protects us from VISHUS DEER! To start with they went to Bakersfield, just like
Skeezix! But they didn't get to visit with Skeezix 'cause there was too much family visiting for everyone. Mommakitty & Daddykitty's metal monster got busted rear paw on the way down and they had to go to a metal monster shop to replace the busted paw - then they were off again to Bakersfield. Which, by the way, is NOT the center of civilization (according to Skeezix). This is pretty much what it looks like:
S: Although Mommakitty's brother lives in a very nice new house on on golf course. Mommakitty explained to us that a golf course is a big green lawn where beans pay lots of money to drive toy cars, hit little inocent white balls with metal sticks, and then say lots of dirty words when the little white balls run away or hide. I would hide too if I was attacked by a metal stick! Can you see the the little toy cars?
K: Anyhooo . . . Mommakitty's brother cooked lots of turkeys for the family in his deep fryer. Mommakitty's brother is Deputy Sheriff in Kern County. This is a picture of his car - can you read what it says on the side? You don't mess with the Kern County Sheriff! He is very nice though. In the next picture he is giving the turkey a massage before cooking it - very thoughtful!
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S: He and his family live with lots of woofies - 4 weener dogs to be specific. This is the whole weener family (below):
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Photo (L-R): Rascals (Daddy), Cece (baby girl), Tigger (baby-boy), Queenie (Mama). Actually Rascals is a step-daddy woofie. He's 15 - too old to have his own kids, so Queenie got fixed up on a blind date to make puppies (with Rascal's permission of course).
K: Mommakitty says this is called a DOG PILE (above). This must be why she always smells like woofie when she comes home!
S: Now for the really big news! We found out that Mommakitty's family hate VISHUS DEER too! Here's proof . . . they hunt the vishus deer, and eat 'em, and display their pointy heads on the walls to warn all the other vishus deer to beware!
K: Just to let you know . . . we kept our of trouble while we were home alone. We played scrabble and did a little computer work. There was lots of bird watching and napping and we had lots of toys left out to play with. We only messed up a couple of things - nothing broke though! (whew!)
S: Well, that's about sums up our Thanksgiving blog entry . . . oh and we got pumpkin puree for being so good! (he he he)
K: BTW - if you go to
Skeezix bloggie, you can read all about his road trip to Bakersfield (and see lots more exciting photos of the central valley).