Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Tuesday Two-fer Tip Day

Sabi: Today I have two tips fer you;

Tip #1: If you do not want yer claws clipped, do not brag about it on da internets (fanks a lot Kimo).

Kimo: Yeah . . . about that. Sorry to all da kitties out there whose beans were reminded to clip their claws. When Mommakitty saw my Meezer Mancat post yesterday, she said, "Wowy Kazowy!" And then she proceeded to clip our claws.

Sabi: Duh!

Kimo: That does not make me any less of a Mancat Meezer though!

Sabi: Whatever! Anyhoo, . . . back to my tips fer Tuesday . . . Doh! Now I fergot what #2 was!

Kimo: Poop. #1 is tinkle and #2 is poop. Hahahaha!

Sabi: Arrrrgh! Get off my post Kimo! Oh yeah . . . now I remember;

Tip #2: Check out da pet foods by da company By Nature. They has no glutens and are really tasty. We eats da dry stuff, but they gots wet stuff too (fer cats & dawgs). It is a little pricy, but Mommakitty says it's worth it fer our health.

Sabi: Be healthy dudes and dudettes!

Kimo: Dudette is not a real word.

Sabi: Doh! You always have to have da last word!

Kimo: Yep!

Sabi: Stop it!

Kimo: Stop what?

Sabi: Mommakitty . . . !

Kimo: Exit, stage left!

In health there is freedom.
Health is the first of all liberties.
Henri Frederic Amiel


CatDonna & Cats said...


The Woman hasn't seen that brand here in Singapore. We eat Avoderm stuff.


Flat Cat, Sampan, and Lydia said...

The lady who lives with me tried to clip my claws and I scratched her! ha ha ha ha ha! Then I punished her by running away from her for days. Now I will have to punish her again because she is punishing me by not letting me write in my blog because I bit Lydia for calling me a name! PS. Sam has 8 claws on each front foot but don't mention it!

xxx Flat Cat

Please forgive my rather self-centered and unevolved young colleague. We are very grateful for the food recommendation and will ask our lady to buy some from the local "Earth Pets." Toenail clipping IS rather unpleasant and as mine are rather special the man recently took me to the vet to have it done. But you are right to remind the Humans that sometimes a scratching post is NOT enough.

Sincerely, Sampan

Clip my manicure? I would, like, scratch out the eyes of anyone who came near my nails! But I wouldn't mind having them buffed and polished at, like, a SPA.


Dragonheart said...

Good tips!

My mom really likes Orijen as a food for when we move back to Canada. Made from locally-sourced human grade ingredients, and antibiotic- and hormone-free meats. No grains too!

Daisy said...

You two are very silly! Sorry you got your claws clippered. Thanks for the tips!

Parker said...

I figured there would be a claw clipping in your future!

DEBRA said...

Thanks both of you for the tips. We will check out the food! We're always looking for tasty tidbits.


Emma's Kat said...

Lol, you two are a riot!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Gee, and I was getting reddy to ask mom and dad fur a brofur. Not only was yoor piksher a reminder, Kimo, but then Sadie went to grab a peece of cheeze out of dad's hand (he was offering it) and she sunk her claws in! We just had clippy claws on Saturday so he wasn't to badly hurt. Thanks fur the food rekomendashun. Mom's looking fur something we will all eet dat is good fur us.

The Meezer Gang said...

You guys crack us up!

Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

"Who's on first?!"

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Yup....we got the pawdicure last night. I HATE my claws clipped but they were as fierce looking as Kimo's.


Suzanne said...

i'm not surprised you got a pawdicure. you looked a little lethal!


ps how's mommakitty's new venture going?

yao-lin said...

ha ha fab picture!! I here ya re brothers being annoying and I sympathise all the way! xx

The Furry Kids said...

I really like the picture. And those are excellent tips.

PS - Sorry about the claw clipping. That's a bummer.

The Crew said...

I managed to hide all evening so Mom couldn't find me to do my claws!! She only got Tipper, George & Misty. Hahahahaha.


Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I get my claws trimmed bi-weekly cause I'm a scratcher. It stinks. I'm still a Man Cat even with my trimmed claws tho right??
Mommy says I'm in a "mood" so I'll have to get my soft paws on. Every once in a while for a couple of months I get the urge to scratch everything!

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

I am laughin at that first tip!
that looks very yummy! Thanks you two!


Anonymous said...

Hello, fellows! I'm excited -- I've got my own blogger account now, and me and Mao are co-spokeskitties for the Ballicus Blog.

What a cute look on Sabi's face, but I'm sorry you had an unwanted nail-trimming!

Furry Logic said...

You guys are still big man cats to us! It hadn't even occured to the Mother to clip our nails but now...Run!!!

William said...

Great face, Sabi!

LHK said...

Hi Guys!
Has it been hot up in Petal-luma?
Its been hot here in San Francisco.
I doesn't get my claws clipped, I learned when I was a kitten only to scratch on mine scratcher not on peoples.
I'm gonna get mine mombean to get some of that food. I tried the EVO, but it gave me reallly stinky #2's and upset my tummers.

jcfloresinc said...

Kimo & Sabi, you are very smart kitties to notice that I mentioned more than 3, but technically, they are all my family. (one big group)
Mom of Samantha and Tigger

DaisyMae Maus said...

Yeah ... Thanks, Kimo and Sabi ... We got clippy claws 'cuz of you!
Growl ...
DMM and Feline Americans (who now have especially short and nubby claws)

Jeter and Mickey said...

don't wurree brudderz ... dere wuz no claw clippin heer!
luv--yer bfadm--jh

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

I hate having my nails clipped and my feet messed with. I get really sassy about it.


Hot(M)BC said...

Oh, that's the food we eat now too! We get their Organics kind. And Mini and Gree's tummies don't act up since we started eating it. And it's yummy too :)
your bud Pepi

Lux said...

Mom bookmarked that natural food site - thanks!

P.S. You guys are funny!