Sabi: Today I have two tips fer you;
Tip #1: If you do not want yer claws clipped, do not brag about it on da internets (fanks a lot Kimo).
Kimo: Yeah . . . about that. Sorry to all da kitties out there whose beans were reminded to clip their claws. When Mommakitty saw my Meezer Mancat post yesterday, she said, "Wowy Kazowy!" And then she proceeded to clip our claws.
Sabi: Duh!
Kimo: That does not make me any less of a Mancat Meezer though!
Sabi: Whatever! Anyhoo, . . . back to my tips fer Tuesday . . . Doh! Now I fergot what #2 was!
Kimo: Poop. #1 is tinkle and #2 is poop. Hahahaha!
Sabi: Arrrrgh! Get off my post Kimo! Oh yeah . . . now I remember;
Tip #2: Check out da pet foods by da company By Nature. They has no glutens and are really tasty. We eats da dry stuff, but they gots wet stuff too (fer cats & dawgs). It is a little pricy, but Mommakitty says it's worth it fer our health.
Sabi: Be healthy dudes and dudettes!
Kimo: Dudette is not a real word.
Sabi: Doh! You always have to have da last word!
Kimo: Yep!
Sabi: Stop it!
Kimo: Stop what?
Sabi: Mommakitty . . . !
Kimo: Exit, stage left!
Health is the first of all liberties.
Henri Frederic Amiel
27 comments:
Eheheheheee.
The Woman hasn't seen that brand here in Singapore. We eat Avoderm stuff.
Pip!
The lady who lives with me tried to clip my claws and I scratched her! ha ha ha ha ha! Then I punished her by running away from her for days. Now I will have to punish her again because she is punishing me by not letting me write in my blog because I bit Lydia for calling me a name! PS. Sam has 8 claws on each front foot but don't mention it!
xxx Flat Cat
Please forgive my rather self-centered and unevolved young colleague. We are very grateful for the food recommendation and will ask our lady to buy some from the local "Earth Pets." Toenail clipping IS rather unpleasant and as mine are rather special the man recently took me to the vet to have it done. But you are right to remind the Humans that sometimes a scratching post is NOT enough.
Sincerely, Sampan
Clip my manicure? I would, like, scratch out the eyes of anyone who came near my nails! But I wouldn't mind having them buffed and polished at, like, a SPA.
Lydia
Good tips!
My mom really likes Orijen as a food for when we move back to Canada. Made from locally-sourced human grade ingredients, and antibiotic- and hormone-free meats. No grains too!
You two are very silly! Sorry you got your claws clippered. Thanks for the tips!
I figured there would be a claw clipping in your future!
Thanks both of you for the tips. We will check out the food! We're always looking for tasty tidbits.
Abby
Lol, you two are a riot!
Gee, and I was getting reddy to ask mom and dad fur a brofur. Not only was yoor piksher a reminder, Kimo, but then Sadie went to grab a peece of cheeze out of dad's hand (he was offering it) and she sunk her claws in! We just had clippy claws on Saturday so he wasn't to badly hurt. Thanks fur the food rekomendashun. Mom's looking fur something we will all eet dat is good fur us.
You guys crack us up!
"Who's on first?!"
Yup....we got the pawdicure last night. I HATE my claws clipped but they were as fierce looking as Kimo's.
Kaze
i'm not surprised you got a pawdicure. you looked a little lethal!
love
--suz
ps how's mommakitty's new venture going?
ha ha fab picture!! I here ya re brothers being annoying and I sympathise all the way! xx
I really like the picture. And those are excellent tips.
Love,
Tazo
PS - Sorry about the claw clipping. That's a bummer.
I managed to hide all evening so Mom couldn't find me to do my claws!! She only got Tipper, George & Misty. Hahahahaha.
Max
I get my claws trimmed bi-weekly cause I'm a scratcher. It stinks. I'm still a Man Cat even with my trimmed claws tho right??
Mommy says I'm in a "mood" so I'll have to get my soft paws on. Every once in a while for a couple of months I get the urge to scratch everything!
I am laughin at that first tip!
that looks very yummy! Thanks you two!
purrs,
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Hello, fellows! I'm excited -- I've got my own blogger account now, and me and Mao are co-spokeskitties for the Ballicus Blog.
What a cute look on Sabi's face, but I'm sorry you had an unwanted nail-trimming!
You guys are still big man cats to us! It hadn't even occured to the Mother to clip our nails but now...Run!!!
Great face, Sabi!
Hi Guys!
Has it been hot up in Petal-luma?
Its been hot here in San Francisco.
I doesn't get my claws clipped, I learned when I was a kitten only to scratch on mine scratcher not on peoples.
I'm gonna get mine mombean to get some of that food. I tried the EVO, but it gave me reallly stinky #2's and upset my tummers.
---Beezer
Kimo & Sabi, you are very smart kitties to notice that I mentioned more than 3, but technically, they are all my family. (one big group)
Mom of Samantha and Tigger
Yeah ... Thanks, Kimo and Sabi ... We got clippy claws 'cuz of you!
Growl ...
DMM and Feline Americans (who now have especially short and nubby claws)
don't wurree brudderz ... dere wuz no claw clippin heer!
luv--yer bfadm--jh
I hate having my nails clipped and my feet messed with. I get really sassy about it.
Precious
Oh, that's the food we eat now too! We get their Organics kind. And Mini and Gree's tummies don't act up since we started eating it. And it's yummy too :)
Purrrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi
Mom bookmarked that natural food site - thanks!
P.S. You guys are funny!
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