Yesterday WOULD have been a good day fer a stroll, but nooooo! First, some stranger dudes we has never seen before, showed up outside our house and we was woked up by all their talkin'. Pffft! Obviously they didn't know that we likes to sleep in 'till 1:00pm on Sundays when da beans are gone at church. They was furry dirty, wif paint all over their pants.
When da beans came home, I thought, FINALLY, someone would tell these dudes to go away. But, noooooo . . . da beans acted all friendly to da stranger dudes! Them Mommakitty gotted in her blue machine and left fer a while, and Daddykitty locked himself in his office. Did they not see me waitin' in my stroller? Nooooooo . . .
All of a sudden, there was a thunderous noise outside - like a hurricane had hit our house! I went to da window, and da stranger dudes was sprayin' water all over da house - what da . . .?Finally, Mommakitty came home and I thought, she will be furry mad that these dudes gotted da house all wet, but noooo . . . she just ignored them! Then the worst thing EVER happened - lookie . . .
Them dudes hermetically sealed us in da house! We can't see out, we can't git out - are we being quaranteened like in da movie "Outbreak?" Maybe them monkeez from Jeter's contest gotted loose wif a virus and da world is coming to an end - will I ever git to stroll again?!HELP - I'm trapped in a house covered wif plastic wrap!
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hey guys...what's the deal with plastic wrap and no stroller rides? i'd be saying a mighty 'harumph' about now!
ben fuzz
Bad weather, hummmm....
I can understand how bad mood you have, I got bad weather here, too.
Every morning, too hot.
Every afternoon, too many thunderous storm, too.
But I believe you must be un-happy with this bad weather on Sunday.
Cheer up, the sun will always come back. You will be go out soon.
Sorry to hear you didn't get to go out for a stroller ride. I hope you find out why your house is all packaged up!
Can you breathe in there with all the windows sealed shut? This is a little bit scary!
Ut oh. When those dudes finally go away and you escape from da howse take a good look acoz da howse might be a differnt color!
Oh crap! Did they bring ladders wif dem? Dudes dat bring ladders are the worstest! Omigosh, Daisy is right, can yoo breeve in der? Let us know if we need to put togever a search and reskoo party!
Uh Oh! A scary monkey disease!
we are sorry you didn't get to go strolling
Wow Kimo, what was Sabi doing during this? Was he scared too?...Missy
You look very sad waiting for a stroller ride that you didn't get.
At least you were safe inside during that scary noise!
~Napoleon
oh no -what's going on? will you efurr be able to get out?
Have you gotten out? I hear you can't breathe in plastic! What about the stoller ride? Did you ever get one?
Kimo, we're gonna fire up the stroler and come reskyoo yoo!!!!! (at leest yoo have innernet aksess during this crisis!)
Dude, I just went through this! You are getting your house painted! Get ready for a week or two of strange noises! The plastic wrap is the worst.
Tara
Bite them. All of them. Your humans, the other dudes, any monkey you can get your teeth on.
We do hope it is no virus - that would be bad. But jeter lived with those monkeys for a while and he seems to be o.k.
Try biting the plasctic too. Maybe it breaks. And once your humans see that you mean it when you want your stroller ride....
Anastasia
I will be teaching a bite seminar at the Institute of Professional Biting at zevo calamari's place!
OH MY GOSH! Plastic all over the place? I'm coming right over. I LOVE to eat plastic. I don't care what that darn V-E-T says, I will eat you out of your home! I can't push the stroller, but the plastic, that would be a pleasure.
Tyler
PS I AM sorry that they woke you from your sleep. That's not nice.
Claw your way to freedom!!!
You know, you could be ruining a big big surprise outside. thats why the house is wrapped, so you don't see the new catnip garden or somethin until its ready
Need some help breaking out? I can get some of our friends together and come on over!! Wait do you hear foot steps on the roof? Maybe they are cleaning it!
Hi 5 paw,
Tigger
I wonder if your house will be a different colour after the plastic is down... ours was.
Oh man, you need help breakin out? We'll come with Tigger.
Purrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi
Maybe I can pull my car up and you can both bite the plastic, break free and run outside and jump in! ?
I know what they'rrre up to. This plastic stuff is on account that you guys trrried to escape one time and you prrrobably picked up a flea. Fleas multiply worrrse than rrrabbits--no offense to the bunny hopperrr everrryone knows--So now they'rrre gonna sprrray you and everrrything with ooozy gooo to kill those little blood sucking vampirrres on ya!
I'll be purrring forrr you!
Jade
You have one of the neatest strollers I have ever seen. Very very cool!
brudderz ...
wut da heck iz happenin dere?
wut'z wid da plastic wrap?
an i wanna say dat da myoozic on yer paje iz makin me laff an laff!
luv--ybfadm
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